Nietzche's Pantheon

Best of the Web Today readers have followed up on a Baylor University study and created a littany of Gods in their own image. Among them:

• Noncommittal God. Loves his children, but isn't "in love" with them.
• Unitarian God. Nice enough guy, but doesn't really seem to believe in himself.
• Jewish mother God. "My children--I gave them life, but do they pray?"
• Reuters God. "One God's terrorist is another's freedom fighter."
• United Nations God. Reaffirming that you are a sinner, he calls upon you to repent and decides to remain actively seized of this matter. If you ignore his call to repent, he will call upon you to repent again.
• Enterprise Rent-a-God. He'll pick you up.
• Visa God. He's everywhere you want him to be.
• MasterGod. Priceless.