Sunday, May 6, 2007

Sarkozy Wins

Despite blackmail by Segolene Royal (who prophecied, not unhappily, that riots would ensue if French voters chose her opponent), the French have chosen "Sarko l'Americain" as their next president. He represents a hopeful future of France: a child of immigrants, pro-growth, in favor of strong relationships with other democracies, and unwilling to buy into leftist or rightist hysteria.

Runner-up Royal is said to be preparing a concession speech with references to her impending death by guillotine.

3 comments:

  1. son of an immigrant invents "immigration choisi", chosen immigration

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  2. we've been talking about it in class (french)

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  3. chops,
    check out this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k98p7wPABI
    type sarkozy at youtube, its called sarkozy_clip_un_hongrois_chez_les_gaulois
    its the 4th from top. it starts weird, but gets better in middle

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