Bachelor Getaway

So I had a great surprise this weekend - my buddies flew me to D.C., and met me there for a 48-hour bachelor getaway. Some highlights:

• Ali Baba's dog eating Craig's toothbrush.
• "YOU DIDN'T LET MY DOG OUT OF IT'S F***ING CAGE!?!?!?" Sorry, Ali.
• Dubya and I ambushing Ali Baba in the snow in his t-shirt... and getting tackled in a foot of powder.
• Dubya sinking into depression as he won game after game Monday night... while watching his Fantasy Football playoff lead trickle away into ignominious defeat on MNF.
• "It's afternoon, why aren't we drinking beer?"
• Sucking at Wii MarioKart.
• Alhambra, La Citta, Thurn and Taxis, Antike - all great games
• Embarrassed New Englanders trying to talk about sex.
• One astounding revelation.
• "Hey Jon, what are you doing for dinner - I'm in Baltimore".
• More snow in DC than in Western NY. Say what?!
• M&M's, Pub Mix, corn chips, salsa, kosher franks, cheeseburgers, asparagus, beers, ice cream, peanuts, coffee.
• The junkfood hangover on Tuesday. I barely ate all day long. OK, that's a lowlight.

Thanks, brothers!