"Hello, Mr. Roberts"

From today's Soxaholix:

Oh, %*&$ , that's scary, Mahty, because we all know that once the Yankees get a lead in games up, they *nevah* surrendah it... Oh, Mahty, could you hold, please, I've got a Mr. Roberts on the othah line.

Rumahs of Boston's demise have been greatly exaggerated. (Background for the uninitiated).