You know your marriage is rocky if...

If this analogy makes sense to you, you might need some marriage counseling:

"Generally speaking in life, you don't want to poke a stick in the eye of a hyena," elaborates Democratic strategist Chris Lehane. "And a corollary of that is that you don't want to poke a stick in the eye of a spouse you're separating from."

Thanks to Politico for this brilliant relationship advice.